The fashionistas the trashionistas
the pencil lined faked smile assisters
the skin-pocked tightened totts
the covered up and stripped down
the nightmare garish body clowns
skele-mums with the double-tucked tums
with the lipo, hypo, iron bums.
The baby show off pageant wheelers
the new-fad diet dealers,
the money rich the culture poor
the plastic gods of celebrity war.